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It's quite possible that we've finally reached a point in evolution where sheep might be catching up to humans. Sheep currently rank in intelligence right below pigs and cows and many scientists would argue that many humans these days are somewhere in the middle. If humans don't figure out how to get our gestation period to 150 days over the next 5-10 years, sheep could conceivably take over this planet.
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Super Mario is yet another sad story in a long line of hard working men who go through endless pain and suffering to win the heart of an unattainable woman. After 25 years of battling killer mushrooms, axe-throwing turtles and Bowser the Dragon, Princess Peach continues to play hard to get. If Mario was smart, he'd give up on the Peach fantasy and make a move on Nariko from Heavenly Sword or Rachel from Ninja Gaiden. I mean, come on... enough is enough already.
Sure there is a town in the Atacana Desert of Chile where it has never rained and being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years, but did you know that astronauts get taller when they're in space? It also might interest you to know that the longest game of Monopoly lasted 70 days and dogs can't decipher size which is why little dogs are so mean. I think I should also warn you that cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes and Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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Thanks to HD technology humans don't need to travel the world and experience things personally anymore. And thanks to HD technology it's going to get extremely difficult to find people that want to be astronauts in the future and it's for the best. Believe me, if you've ever try to use the bathroom in zero gravity then you'll know exactly what I'm taking about.
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The world hasn't been the same since Conan O'Brien left The Tonight Show. Suddenly chicken doesn't taste the same, puppies aren't as cute as they once were and pillows don't feel nearly as fluffy. This is why I recommend that everyone cryogenically freezes themselves until he comes back on the air. Either that or you can drink three bottles of Nyquil at the same time. It has the same effect.
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3D technology is about to become the standard for how we view our entertainment and it pretty much means the end of human interaction as we know it. According to my calculations, the current downward spiral of the economy, increase in housing costs and a society of people on prozac means be we are only 20 years away from the Matrix becoming a reality. Most people will pay $25,000 to live in tiny pods for the rest of their lives where they can live the virtual 3D lifestyle of their choice. And you thought Blockbuster video was in trouble now.
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