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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:25
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Sure there is a town in the Atacana Desert of Chile where it has never rained and being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years, but did you know that astronauts get taller when they're in space? It also might interest you to know that the longest game of Monopoly lasted 70 days and dogs can't decipher size which is why little dogs are so mean. I think I should also warn you that cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes and Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


 
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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Tuesday, 09 February 2010 20:25
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Thanks to HD technology humans don't need to travel the world and experience things personally anymore. And thanks to HD technology it's going to get extremely difficult to find people that want to be astronauts in the future and it's for the best. Believe me, if you've ever try to use the bathroom in zero gravity then you'll know exactly what I'm taking about.

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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Tuesday, 02 February 2010 16:04
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The world hasn't been the same since Conan O'Brien left The Tonight Show. Suddenly chicken doesn't taste the same, puppies aren't as cute as they once were and pillows don't feel nearly as fluffy. This is why I recommend that everyone cryogenically freezes themselves until he comes back on the air. Either that or you can drink three bottles of Nyquil at the same time. It has the same effect.


 
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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:03
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3D technology is about to become the standard for how we view our entertainment and it pretty much means the end of human interaction as we know it. According to my calculations, the current downward spiral of the economy, increase in housing costs and a society of people on prozac means be we are only 20 years away from the Matrix becoming a reality. Most people will pay $25,000 to live in tiny pods for the rest of their lives where they can live the virtual 3D lifestyle of their choice. And you thought Blockbuster video was in trouble now.

 
 

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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Sunday, 24 January 2010 22:59
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It's a well known fact that people who own dogs live longer, have less stress and have fewer heart attacks. This is due to the fact that dogs control our brains while we sleep which is why we have such interesting dreams. When we have dreams that involve celebrities it's because our dogs watched TV that day and when we're being chased by dogs in our dreams it's because we aren't giving them enough treats. And those dreams when you're teeth fall out... well, dogs just think that's kind of funny.




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Written By: Dr Tremendous Posted On: Monday, 18 January 2010 22:20
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The internet was the first piece of technology that aliens created to make humans extremely introverted and dependent on computers for companionship and entertainment. Next up will be Avatar technology followed by the lifetime happy-brain delusional fantasyland pill. I don't want to ruin what comes after that, but it involves a super matrix and a matress made of mayonnaise.

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