Super Tremendous

Humans continue to be enamored by Jumbotron technology but wait until they see the "Gargantutron." The Gargantutron will be the world's first 35,00-foot screen that will be powered by a mixture of plutonium and Manwich covered in Red Bull.  I know you don't believe me, but once humans learn to incorporate meat products into their technology they'll find the secret to flying cars within the next five years.




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