Super Tremendous

While they were commonly referred to as "circus freaks" dating back to the early 1800's, human circus performers were actually some of the most advanced humans the world has ever seen. Most of them were actually decendents of the planet Meatyonnaise just outside in the 4th moon of Unibrowsia. The last time I was there I met a half man-half ferret with walrus feet and boy could that creature make some delicious fettucini alfredo.