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The 10 Funniest SNL Parody Commercials Of All Time
Consumer Reports says that the average American is exposed to 247 commercial messages each day and I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that 246 of them suck. First of all, how is this possible? Second of all, why is it that advertising agencies and the heads of major corporations become so mentally challeneged when it comes to spending millions of dollars promoting their products to us? Something tells me this might be another goverment conspiracy or perhaps it's true that the Snuggles Bear really is secretly the ruler of the human race.
#10 "Eych" Hairball Remover - And did you know that every time a cat vomits a hairball, another demon is spawned in hell?
#9 The Love Toilet - Because the only thing that can ruin intimacy in a relationship more than witnessing childbirth first hand is listening to that special someone take a giant dump.
#8 The Bathroom Monkey - While the Bathroom Monkey may be the most efficient household cleaning product on the market, they are simply not match for the overall effiency of the Monkey Butler.
#7 The Mercury Mistress - And I'm sure most people would also love to make love to their sofa, their mattress and their air conditioner.
#6 Bad Idea Jeans - And there should be Bad Idea Khakis because all khakis are a bad idea on general principle.
#4 Schmitt's Gay - No matter how you dice it, drinking beer makes everyone gay... in the 1950's sense of the word, that is.
