Super Tremendous

People continue to believe that artificial intelligence will be the ultimate demise of the human race but it simply isn't true. The thing that will ultimately end the human race is something called "Butteryonniase." Butteryonnaise is a synthetic half butter/half mayonnaise substance that will finally be released by FDA in 2015. Butteryonnaise will be so incredibly delicious and addictive that every human in the world will put it on everything they eat. Unfortunately, the combination of those two items is so lethal to the human digestive system that it should only take about 10 years for Butteryonnaise to kill every human on Earth. The sad part is that ferrets are aware of this and they're patiently waiting for the day when they rule this planet once again.