Super Tremendous

While it may have been subtle, the Halo cloud recently discovered in Russia is just the first in a small series of warning signs that will be delivered by aliens about to their impending arrival on Earth. If my sources are correct, I believe the next subtle sign will be a pack of 300,000 green ferrets with parachutes that will land in London in the year 2015. After that the large saucer ships will appear and it will be up to Will Smith, Randy Quaid and President Bill Pullman to save us all.