Super Tremendous

One of the things President Obama must focus on when he's done fixing the economy and our nations healthcare system is to sign a bill makes it mandatory for J.J. Abrahams to direct any future Hollywood movie remakes based on popular TV shows or cartoons. He should also create a Tator Tots Day national holiday and a bill that forces all people under 5'3" to walk on their hands for safety purposes, but one step at a time.