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Outside of P. Diddy, Jesus has probably been the most successful marketing genius of the 21st century. He's always finding new ways to reinvent his image and he always hosts the sickest and biggest parties in the nation every Sunday morning. And from what I hear the title track "Sky's The Limit" from his new album "I Got 99 Virgins" might be the biggest song to ever be released through a video game in music history.
 
It's quite possible that we've finally reached a point in evolution where sheep might be catching up to humans. Sheep currently rank in intelligence right below pigs and cows and many scientists would argue that many humans these days are somewhere in the middle. If humans don't figure out how to get our gestation period to 150 days over the next 5-10 years, sheep could conceivably take over this planet.


 
 
The world would be a different place today if it weren't for Star Wars. People wouldn't walk around all day making Chewbacca noises for no apparent reason, the U.S. government wouldn't secretly be in the process of making America's first Death Star a reality and redneck nerds would still be afraid to kiss their sister. It would also be impossible for people to use the force to open automatic doors and that would be a tragedy.


 
Recent Super Tremendous Lists ...

- 25 Celebrities And Their Animal Look-Alikes

- The 10 Best Star Wars Sound Effects Of All Time

- The 10 Funnies Movie Credits Of All TIme

- The 20 Weirdest Things Ever Found In The Human Body

- 25 Awesome Etch A Sketch Drawings

- The 20 Funniest Computer Error Messages

 
Super Mario is yet another sad story in a long line of hard working men who go through endless pain and suffering to win the heart of an unattainable woman. After 25 years of battling killer mushrooms, axe-throwing turtles and Bowser the Dragon, Princess Peach continues to play hard to get. If Mario was smart, he'd give up on the Peach fantasy and make a move on Nariko from Heavenly Sword or Rachel from Ninja Gaiden. I mean, come on... enough is enough already.


 
 
The primary reason many of today's American children have become "Emo" is because of most of them never had a cool lunchbox like the kids of the 70's and 80's. If a child doesn't experience the sheer joy of having a rusty metal lunchbox of their favorite TV show or movie, it severely damages their psyche for the rest of their lives. It's like my father always used to say, "a kid without a cool thermos is a kid with no soul."


 
Recent Super Tremendous Lists ...

- 25 Celebrities And Their Animal Look-Alikes

- The 10 Best Star Wars Sound Effects Of All Time

- The 10 Funnies Movie Credits Of All TIme

- The 20 Weirdest Things Ever Found In The Human Body

- 25 Awesome Etch A Sketch Drawings

- The 20 Funniest Computer Error Messages

 
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