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One of the greatest aspects of being an animal is that they have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. They go though their lives failing just as much as humans and when they do fail at something, they feel like they succeeded. This is primarily because animals have the ability to give themselves fellatio.




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- 15 Truly Bizarre Children's Toys

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- 20 Unfortunate CAPTCHAs

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- 15 Celebrity Yodas

 
One odd thing you might not know about Japanese culture is that they're more obssesed with mayonnaise than Americans. The Japanese have taken it so far that they even have a mayonnaise-themed restaurant called "Mayomayo" that serves mayonnaise ice cream, mayonnaise soup and mayonnaise beverages. This obviously explains why they're so insane, because as far as I can tell, only insane people eat mayonnaise.




Recent Super Tremendous Galleries ...

- 15 Morally Questionable Children's Toys

- 20 Unfortunate CAPTCHAs

- 20 People Whose Parents Didn't Love Them Enough

- 15 Celebrity Yodas

- 13 WTF Foreign Signs

 
The world hasn't been the same since Conan O'Brien left The Tonight Show. Suddenly chicken doesn't taste the same, puppies aren't as cute as they once were and pillows don't feel nearly as fluffy. This is why I recommend that everyone cryogenically freezes themselves until he comes back on the air. Either that or you can drink three bottles of Nyquil at the same time. It has the same effect.


 
 
The toys a child plays with at a young age tend to shape their minds for the rest of their lives. For example, kids that play with GI Joe's tend to join the military while children that play with Transformers tend to pursue careers in the field of engineering. The kids who play with Pound Puppies tend to become veterinarians and the children who play Hungry Hungry Hippo almost always start a catering business. And the little girls that play with Barbie's a lot? Well, you see them on your favorite reality television shows every night.




Recent Super Tremendous Galleries ...

- 20 Unfortunate CAPTCHAs

- 20 People Whose Parents Didn't Love Them Enough

- 15 Celebrity Yodas

- 13 WTF Foreign Signs

- The 20 Greatest Last Supper Parodies

 
3D technology is about to become the standard for how we view our entertainment and it pretty much means the end of human interaction as we know it. According to my calculations, the current downward spiral of the economy, increase in housing costs and a society of people on prozac means be we are only 20 years away from the Matrix becoming a reality. Most people will pay $25,000 to live in tiny pods for the rest of their lives where they can live the virtual 3D lifestyle of their choice. And you thought Blockbuster video was in trouble now.

 
 

 
CAPTCHAs might be the first evidence we have of artificial intelligence and the possibility that the internet is in fact alive. They also appear to be proof that machines might have a sense of humor after all which means we're only 5 to 10 years away from the first robot comedian. Either that or they're confirmation of the lack of physical contact that all internet programmers have with other humans.




Recent Super Tremendous Galleries ...

- 20 People Whose Parents Didn't Love Them Enough

- 15 Celebrity Yodas

- 13 WTF Foreign Signs

- The 20 Greatest Last Supper Parodies

- The 20 Funniest Google Street View Photos
 
In some cultures, a Unibrow is actually considered an attractive quality in both men and women. They believe it's a sign of purity and in some cases extreme intelligence because the connection of the hair represents a magical connection of both the left and right brain. In America... well, we just consider it downright nasty.




Recent Super Tremendous Galleries ...

- 20 People Whose Parents Didn't Love Them Enough

- 15 Celebrity Yodas

- 13 WTF Foreign Signs

- The 20 Greatest Last Supper Parodies

- The 20 Funniest Google Street View Photos

 
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